You get coffee? You like coffee? Coffee makers' menu.
'Bitch Sauce'-Non-fat Latte....any size, the bigger....the bigger 'Bitch Sauce' you've just ordered.
'Peasant Punch'-Cappucino of any size larger than the traditional...sorry, it's a just curdled milk on plant venom now.....oh, yeah, 20oz and/or non-fat makes it 'the Peasant Princess'
'Why Bother?' Decaf, soy latte...ugh, go away!
Just use whole milk or alternates....or admit your pussy hurts when you really drink coffee and you should get back in your SUV go home and get a tea bag. You want be the Queen and have some tea with cream...oh, no fat is good for you in some way so your warped lo-fat ass can't do that.
Just thinking early in the morning about a couple of funnies said around various cafes....twenty ounce cappucino, that's just fucking disgusting, you savage, peasant, ignorant motherfuckers! Gotta' say it, at some point.
'Peasant Punch'-Cappucino of any size larger than the traditional...sorry, it's a just curdled milk on plant venom now.....oh, yeah, 20oz and/or non-fat makes it 'the Peasant Princess'
'Why Bother?' Decaf, soy latte...ugh, go away!
Just use whole milk or alternates....or admit your pussy hurts when you really drink coffee and you should get back in your SUV go home and get a tea bag. You want be the Queen and have some tea with cream...oh, no fat is good for you in some way so your warped lo-fat ass can't do that.
Just thinking early in the morning about a couple of funnies said around various cafes....twenty ounce cappucino, that's just fucking disgusting, you savage, peasant, ignorant motherfuckers! Gotta' say it, at some point.
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